Hangover crap – Evangelion lemon by MISTER BIG T
New series I may or may not do.

It was morning at Neo Tokyo 3. As she woke up, Misato groaned while she rubbed her stomach. She felt that the yesterday’s drinking was going to cost her heavily in the bathroom very soon.

“My stomach is on fire… I have to shit so fucking bad…” she thought in her mind as she opened the door to the bathroom.

Unfortunately for her Asuka was already occupying the toilet and sitting on it.

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Misato looked at the young girl who had crossed her legs as soon, as the door had opened. Misato could not help but be interested in Asuka’s naked bottom and bare pussy that were resting on the toilet.

Suddenly Asuka broke her from the thoughts by yelling “Misato!! Get out of here, this is occupied!!”

“I’m sorry Asuka! I was in such a hurry I didn’t realize…. I’ll be going now…” Misato said and turned away to leave.

Just then, something she didn’t expect happened. Asuka let out a huge, echoing fart straight into the bowl. Misato turned around, the heavy smell carrying all the way to her.

Asuka blushed like mad “Please go Misato… I don’t know how much longer I can hold it…”

“It’s okay…. I’m your guardian, I’ll uhh…. Watch that everything’s okay…” Misato spoke as she took a step closer.

The red hair girl’s mouth opened in amazement “Misato, you’re such a perv…:” but her sentence was broken off when she let out another loud and smelly fart. She blushed and covered her face with the palm of her hand “Leave Misato. I am going to lose it soon.”

Misato moved closer to Asuka and moved the hand away “Asuka…. “ she murmured while caressing the girl’s cheek. “I want to see. Please let me see you go Asuka.”

“Bu….” Asuka was about to protest when she groaned, as she could no longer hold it. A long, thick log was pushing its way out from her ass, stretching the walls of her anus. The smell was putrid and horrible, and it turned Misato on.

“Mmm you smell so good honey…. This is starting to get really good…” she murmured while moving her hand along the neck of Asuka, down towards her blouse.

The girl moaned as the log broke off, the bit making the water splash against her ass cheeks while more of her shit was continuing to push out from the ass.

“You’re so cruel Misato… Taking advantage of me during time like this…” Asuka sobbed as Misato opened her blouse, freeing the girl’s petite bra covered breasts. She began to massage the breasts gently while the huge turd finally broke and the log that didn’t seem to end finally did stop pushing its way out. Asuka moaned and sighed in relief as she felt her stomach be fully emptied, with the final parting fart coming out from her.

“Oh my Asuka, you sure needed to use the toilet… I’d really, really have to use it too but I think you may have just clogged it with your own relieving…” Misato cooed while moving her hands under Asuka’s armpits and helping the girl stand up to see her doing.

Misato could have very well been right about the toilet being clogged. The bowl was absolute mess, with the thick logs all over it. Small pieces of shit were also resting on the seat as well.

“… Maybe you’re right. I’m sorry, you got any ideas what to do?” Asuka asked while she pulled her panties up from her ankles to cover herself again only to painfully groan as she just then remembered she had not yet wiped herself.

Misato got closer, so close that she could have kissed Asuka if she had wanted. She motioned Asuka to lean closer and whispered into her ear “Well you were the one to clog the toilet…. So you can be the make shift toilet.”

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“WHAT!!?!??! Misato are you insane?!?!” Asuka exclaimed as she tried to move away but there were nowhere to go.

Misato took hold of Asuka from her hips and pulled her towards herself and forcefully kissed the teen. Asuka thought of biting the woman but was afraid what she’d do. When she broke the kiss Misato began to speak “You’ll be the toilet tonight… Either you co operate or I’ll have no troubles doing this the hard way… But Asuka, you can too enjoy it if you just give it a chance.”

Long moment of silence passed between the two.

“Okay….. What do I do?” Asuka finally replied.

Misato smiled wickedly “Just lie on your back and take off your blouse.”

Asuka did as she was told; she completely removed her shirt and unhooked her bra, making it fall to the floor. She then lied down on her back.

“Misato… Have you done this thing before?” she asked with a worried tone in her voice.

The purple haired beauty laughed a bit “Oh, just some small stuff with Ritsuko when we were younger… We never did go all the way as we will tonight though….” She murmured while she opened her shorts and dropped them and her panties down. She walked over to Asuka’s head and straddled her legs on either sides of her head, slowly squatting herself down. She reached back and grabbed her ass cheeks, tugging them open to reveal her nasty dirty anus, still lowering her butt a little before grunting as a loud horrendous fart spew lewd gas all across Asuka’s face. The girl groaned a bit as the stench was really horrible. Misato pushed and tried to get shit, but all she managed to do was let out smelly farts and really tiny pieces of poop.

But just then it came. The hangover diarrhea that Misato had felt rumbling all this time. The horribly smelly, liquid brown shit began to shoot itself down straight at Asuka’s face, who just had enough time to close her eyes. The shit covered her face with transparent like, yellowish brown substance while Misato moaned as she felt more of the shit going to come. The next one was big, accompanied by a watery fart as bits of poop and totally liquid and some really soft shit began to flow, beginning to cover Asuka’s face and her mouth. The stream of shit turned to mostly solid, as pieces of shit were filling Asuka’s hair and getting all over the floor. It felt like hours, but it was actually just few minutes before Misato’s stomach was finally empty.

“Mmm, I really had to take a shit…” Misato murmured as she lied next to Asuka who tried to open her eyes.

Misato saw this so she wiped some of it covering her eyes off before leaning into to kiss her passionately. This time, Asuka did not reject but instead, returned the kiss with tongue added to it.

Asuka moaned as she licked her lips a bit, while scooting the scat with her fingers and sucking them clean “You were right Misato… It really did feel good…”

“There’s more to that than just eating shit Asuka. Maybe we get to do more stuff later… But now you must hurry, before you get late from the school. They’d never believe the reason,” she laughed and Asuka laughed too.

To be continued?

I loved this! Write more!

hm this was pretty hot

I'm accepting requests of what'd happen in next one. So far, the idea has bringing Ritsuko in too, maybe Rei as well. It'd most likely involve either enemas or diapers, or both. As I said, it's only base idea and if you people come up with something better; I'll do that instead.

If you want content, I like enemas. : )

If you want an actual suggestion, well what you can have is giving whoever you want an enema, and make someone else swallow/eat what comes out. :D

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Really good story, I enjoyed it very much.

To your Question:
I would prefer both, enemas and diapers, as long as the whole
thing get's as nasty and dirty as it could.

How is the second part doing ?

Can't wait for it, the 1st one was soooooo good.

Everyone loves enemas – Evangelion lemon in “Asuka, the toilet slave” by MISTER BIG T
New episode in the series.

Asuka had gone to school, just a while ago. Misato picked up a phone and began to dial the number to NERV headquarters.

“Hey Ritsuko!! How are you?” she laughed.
You could hear the blonde scientist groan across the other line “What is it major Katsuragi? I am extremely busy.”
“Yeah about that big boobs, remember the times when we were young and experimented stuff…. Like scat and such?” Misato giggled in to the phone.

There was a long moment of silence.

“… You called me in just to talk about stuff like that?” Ritsuko finally asked.
Misato laughed and tapped her finger against her cheek “Yeah, but for a reason… I did it with Asuka…. And she ate it all up…. And her face…. You could tell she nearly came, she loved it so much…” Misato spoke to the phone. “And I was wondering… If you could come up with some sort of an excuse to have her let go earlier to Nerv… We could try some stuff we never did when we were young Ritsuko.”

Another long moment of silence.

“All right, you bring the enemas. We’ll meet in Nerv conference room.

Meanwhile, Asuka wasn’t doing very well in school. Shinji noticed this and walked closer to the girl.

“Is something troubling you Asuka? You seem like your mind is somewhere totally elsewhere today…” he spoke.
Asuka blushed like a mad and stood up from her stool “What the hell do you care?!? Stupid Shinji, I can’t even get into…..” she screamed when she realized she almost admitted to what she had done earlier. She blushed even more as she sunk back in the chair.
“I’m sorry…” was Shinji’s response and Asuka wasn’t the least surprised when he said that.
Just then, something she had not expected did happen. The principal walked up to Asuka and said, “You’re free to go. I heard you need to go…. You know where…”

Asuka was confused at first but quickly realized she was being called to Nerv. She was glad that she could probably kill an angel or something to get her mind off the morning….

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Asuka arrived to Nerv, where Ritsuko was waiting for her already.

”Ah, Asuka. Come with me, so we can prepare the tests…” she spoke while she began to lead the way along the halls.
Asuka looked somewhat surprised but followed nevertheless “Tests? What kind of tests?”
“Oh, just some tests that’ll help us follow your synch ratio more easily. You’re the best one after all, aren’t you Asuka?” Ritsuko cooed, knowing the brunette’s love for praise.
Indeed almost immediately Asuka held her chin high and smiled “Yeah, I am! I am glad you finally realized that I am better than that stupid Shinji.”

Ritsuko did not say a word and instead kept walking towards a room where read ‘conference room’ on its tag.

”I have not been here ever before… What’s this room used for?” Asuka asked as Ritsuko opened the door.
Ritsuko shrugged “The old use was long before Evangelion or Seele, these were used to hold all sorts of meetings and such, the old fashioned way. It hasn’t been used in ages, so it’s our best place to be in private….”
“Why do we need to be in private?” Asuka asked while she walked into the dark room.

Just then, Ritsuko closed the door and the lights suddenly got turned on. Before her stood completely naked Misato, holding a bag, which seemed like full of enemas. Under her was a small outside pool that she was peeing on, slowly filling the bottom with her yellow urine.

“W… What’s going on?” Asuka asked while Ritsuko moved behind her and began to undress the girl.
Misato laughed and walked closer “Ritsuko and I talked… And we’d like to do something we weren’t able to do together…. You’ll soon see what….”

As Asuka was about to protest she realized Ritsuko had already moved at insanely fast pace and was already lowering her panties. Ritsuko then pushed Asuka to Asuka who took hold of the girl, forcing her to bend over against the pool.

Misato takes the first enema and begins to empty it into Asuka’s ass. She then takes another and empties it as well. Third one. Fourth one. Fifth..... "I want to see you fill the pool for us this way..." she cooed while pushing Asuka down to the empty pool.

Asuka groaned as the enema bags were being emptied into her body, filling up her ass and intestines, and belly until she was a bloated, blown up thing.

Ritsuko laughed while she moved over towards Misato, while giving her an enema as well... And a second to go immediately. "Mm..... It'll be very messy soon honey..."

"I don't know how much longer I can hold all these enemas in me..." Asuka groaned, as she squirmed and trembled.

At that moment, both Misato and Ritsuko pinned Asuka down, so she was lying face first in there, while Misato bended over her head. "Let it go... Let's fill the pool and you can drink the 'water' first..."

Asuka licked up a bit of the urine, while at the same time letting go. The enemas began to jet out of her tight hole, arcing in the air before falling into the pool, slowly accumulating. "Ooh, it feels so good to finally release it all!" she murmured.

Misato also began to release herself as well, shooting her enema shit all over the back of Asuka’s head, covering her hair and back with it. "Mmm yeah..... Shit for me baby.... Shit the pool full."

Asuka groaned as the pressure from the shit kept her head down, not only covering her hair and back, but pooling all over her face as well. As her liquid shit continued to pour into the pool, a nice layer begins to form, slowly rising. "Nnh... Ooh, yes, cover me with it! I love it..."

“See Ritsuko, I told you that Asuka was a natural…” the purple haired woman giggled, as Ritsuko suddenly began to rub her pussy, making Misato again excited while she was shitting even more fast, the smelly shit drenching the girl bellow her. "Mmm yeah.... Oooh... Ritsuko..."

Asuka slowly had to lift herself up above the pool of shit, although her whole body and her hair were now already covered in the stuff. So she turned around and wrapped her shit stained lips around Misato’s cunt and began to eat her out, while still shitting a little into the pool.

Misato moaned as she licked her lips and let small amounts of shit still left into the girl's mouth... "Ohhh yeah, honey.... Oooh you're so good with your tongue..." she murmurs while she observes the huge amounts of shit the red haired beauty had given and it turned her on even more.

Asuka loved the taste of shit and the female's cunt in her mouth as she continued to lick all over her pussy, occasionally nibbling at her clit. Slowly, the stream of shit pouring out of her asshole began to die down, the pool almost full from the two women’s contents of their bellies. Misato noticed this and pulled herself away from the girl and then playfully pushed her, making Asuka fall into the pool of her own shit before she climbed in too. She brought her now shit coated hand over to Asuka's face and gently caressed it. "I'm so horny honey.... I want to fuck so bad…”

“I’ll be happy to help…” Ritsuko murmured as she began to put on a huge purple 13-inch strap-on. “I’ll fuck you just like the old times Misato…” she cooed as she spat over her hand and rubbed it all over the dildo.

Misato smiled as she looked over her shoulder, as she spread her pussy a little for better view. “Mmm, give it to me…..”

Ritsuko rubbed the dildo against the entrance of Misato’s cunt before inserting the huge head inside, making the woman gasp from pleasure. Ritsuko didn’t waste no time as she pushed even more inside, which caused Misato to bring her face down and begin to passionately kiss Asuka all over her face and on her lips.

The shit covered girl was more than happy to return the kisses as her hands moved over to her pussy that was wet from her pussy juice and her own shit. She began to rub it, inserting two of her fingers inside. She was jealous of how Ritsuko was fucking Misato and not her; she wanted the huge thing inside of her… Even though she was still a virgin.

Ritsuko laughed a bit as she took hold of Misato from her sides, before beginning to thrust into the woman’s pussy faster and harder “Oh Ritsuko, you’re going to make me cum… Ohhh, I’m cumming….” the woman moaned before giving a passionate cry as she came from the huge pounding.

“Mmm you must have been really horny Misato, you’ve never come this fast before….” Ritsuko laughed a bit, as she pulled the dildo out of the warm pussy. “But now for you my dear Asuka… “ she cooed as she rubbed the dildo against her pussy.

Asuka nodded her head, while biting her lower lip. “Please be gentle… I’ve never done it before…”

Ritsuko just smirked as she began to insert the length of the dildo in, making Asuka scream a bit as the pain got over to her. But her cries were soon muffled out as Misato sat on her face, presenting her ass to the girl “Lick.” she told her, and Asuka did so, probing her tongue into Misato’s tight asshole.

Meanwhile the blonde woman was beginning to push even deeper of Asuka’s cunt, making some blood stream from the sides as her hymen broke. “Oooh Misato… Asuka’s such a hot slut… I am beginning to fall in love with her….” she murred as she began to pump the dildo in and out of the pussy.

“You should try her tongue Ritsuko, she’s better at eating ass out than you….” Misato giggled before a small moan escaped from her lips as Asuka buried her tongue even deeper into the warm ass of Misato, licking off the filth remaining inside.

Ritsuko raised Asuka’s left leg over her shoulder, so she could better move in and out of the girl’s pussy. She pushed all the way in, and pulled it all the way out. In, out, in out… Her thrusts were slow, yet hard.

Misato moaned as she rose herself a bit away from Asuka, letting out a huge fart against the girl’s face before she lowered herself back on the teen’s face. Asuka couldn’t say anything because of the ass covering her mouth but she would have moaned out that she was going to come.

Ritsuko could tell this though from the way Asuka’s pussy was beginning to squeeze against the dildo, so she gave several extra hard thrusts, making the girl moan and orgasm against the huge dildo.

Misato stood up from the girl’s face; whose eyes were only half open and her expression was dreamy, almost as if her mind was totally elsewhere. “Mmm, looks like you made her come real good Ritsuko…. I was thinking maybe we should get some more sluts like Asuka…..” she cooed as she got closer to her friend, licking on Ritsuko’s cheek.

“And who do you propose we’ll get? Rei? Maya? Hikari?” Ritsuko laughed as Misato’s tongue danced all along her face and soon finding her lips.

Misato smiled as she licked Ritsuko’s lips gently, while looking at her into the eyes “All of them… I want them all to be ours….”

Hmm, very nice story. =) Your idea seems fresh and original. Good job! Keep up the good work! :D

I've not read any scat lemons involving Hikari, so I thought maybe that could be next. The theme probably will involve diapers and restriction of relieving themselves, unless I get other suggestions.

I'd love to see some involving a lot of diarrhea with Rei... Hell, maybe even a small amount of vomit? Always been a fan of that :P

Well, I've never written a vomit story before. I could try doing that if no one objects.

Yea, Rei stinking up a bathroom would be awesome!

"HangOver Crap..." - That´s where I stop reading

Nothing is sexier than two women sharing bowel shattering steamers with one another. Your level of detail and emotion is superb, the only recommendation I could possibly have for you and your vivid descriptions would be to describe the girls total gross weight pre and post movement; this little detail would really help to solidify the mental imagery I think some of us are craving.

That's actually a *very* good idea. Maybe I should detail the changes these things have on their physical appereance as well. Thanks from this suggestion, I'll work that into my lemons and update them as such.


The next episode will come very soon.