I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

Naruto was sitting out in a clearing; meditating. 'Goddamnit. Orochimaru probably took over Sasuke's body by now.'

He growled and sighed. 'Kit.' Naruto opened his eyes. 'Kyuubi?' 'I know a way you can match up to Sasuke's level.'

'How?' Naruto looked at Kyuubi with hope. 'You must overcome your chakra limit and absorb the chakra of nature.'

'WHAT?! IF I GO OVER THE LIMIT, I'LL DIE!' Naruto yelled in outrage. He looked at the demon with a surprised expression.

Kyuubi's eyes flashed. 'Calm yourself, Kit! You don't have to break through the limit!' The fox shook his head.

'You can go around the limit by having your chakra going over and under it.' Kyuubi smirked.

'Fox, you'd better be right.' Naruto frowned. 'Trust me, Kit.' Naruto found himself outside of his mind.

"Time for training." Naruto got up and ran off.



Days passed and Naruto had mastered the process of Chakra Ventilation. He had almost succumbed to death, but Kyuubi healed him back to health.

Naruto could boost his chakra levels to newer heights; even surpassing Sannin level. "The power.... is awesome!!" Naruto yelled.

Naruto and Kakashi stood in Tsunade's office. "I have a mission for you. Orochimaru has surfaced in a city in Fire country. He and Sasuke were last seen at Horiyama Temple."

Kakashi nodded. "So, is it far?" Tsunade shook her head. "It's 2 miles from here." Naruto widened his eyes. 'THE FUCK?!' Naruto growled mentally.

"GODDAMN! YOU FUCKING DRIED-UP OLD CUNT! WHY DID YOU NOT SAY THAT BEFORE?!" Naruto shrieked. Tsunade widened her eyes in shock. "NARUTO!" Shouted Kakashi.

Tsunade's crimson face reddened up. "Get out.... GET OUT!!!!!!!!" Naruto was already gone. Kakashi followed.

Kakashi and Naruto were at the temple grounds. "Naruto, that was rude at what you said to the Hokage. She could've had you killed at a moment's notice and- NARUTO! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!"

Naruto snorted and waved his hand at Kakashi. He was already high on power. 'Damn Konoha...Damn it all... I'm gonna get everyone!'

Sasuke was sitting at the main room; Kabuto's head at his lap. "Hehehehehe..... Naruto..... Kakashi.... TIME TO PLAY!" His serpentine Sharingan eyes glow red.

Naruto looked around. "That big-breasted bimbo must've been lying. I don't see him anywhere..." 'KIT! LOOK OUT!"

"KATON: LASER BEAM NO JUTSU!" A beam of fire energy was heading for Naruto. "THE FUCK-"

The beam sent Naruto onto the ground. Sasuke leapt out and hissed at Naruto. "Naruuuuu-to." He smiled creepy-like. Naruto groaned as he stood up.

"You crazy bastard. You absorbed Orochimaru?!" Naruto growled. "Yesssss. He was good. I'm going to kill you..." He giggled in a sing-song voice. Then he smacked Naruto down.

"Naruto!" Yelled Kakashi. Naruto stood up again and got into a fighting pose. Sasuke hissed, "I'm going to kill you good..."

Naruto smirked. "How? When you're already knocked out?"

"Huh-"

"KUU SHOU KEN!" A massive jet of air sent Sasuke into the sky; screaming at the top of his lungs.

Naruto watched as Sasuke crashed down into the ground; not moving. "I win, bitch."

"Naruto..... How?" Naruto walked right past Kakashi without a word; with Sasuke in his arms.


After the duo brought Sasuke to Konoha, Naruto was walking through town; bored as fuck. Suddenly, a ball flew toward his face. "FUCK!" Naruto seethed. He looked at the perps in front of him.

"Hey, mister. Can we have our ball back?" One of the little kids asked. "Sure... I'll give it to you... RIGHT HERE!" He threw the ball hard at the kid's face; sending him flying over a foot.
He did the same thing to the other kids. "Punks! HAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed.

Iruka had watched the scene and glared at Naruto. "Naruto! What is wrong with you?! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THOSE CHILDREN?"

"Easy." He kicked Iruka in the nuts. "STUPID ASS FISH! HAHAAHA!" Iruka whimpered in pain. "I NEVER LIKED YOU!!!!" Naruto shrieked into his face and ran off.


Soon, Naruto had isolated himself from his friends and hung out in the most corrupted district in Konoha. He sat in a bar drinking his ass off. "Hey, Kenji?" His new toady giggled. "Yeah?" "I want you to kill the Council."

Kenji blinked. "W-Wha?" "You heard me." "Ok." Kenji stumbled out of the tavern. Naruto smiled evilly. "Stupid village boy. Hehehehehe."

Next morning, all of the councilmen were dead. Tsunade was furious. "Execute him NOW!" Kenji was marched to the holding cells. "Fucking women hokage..."

Naruto giggled as he walked to Sasuke's room. "Hello, Sasuke." "Dobe. What are you doing here..?" "This. ABILITY EXTRACTION NO JUTSU!"

Sasuke screamed as his brain had an intense shock. "I can't remember anything!" Sasuke yelled. Naruto grinned evilly at him. "BITCH!" Naruto punched Sasuke and ran out. He saw Sakura in the courtyard.

"Hey, Pink-o!" He grinned as he saw Sakura. "What do you want, Naruto?" Sakura said, exasperated. "This, SLUT!" Naruto tore off her clothes and began raping her.

Naruto slammed his cock into Sakura's ass and yanked her nipples. Sakura screamed as Naruto fisted her in her cunt. Finally, Naruto roared as he came inside her; filling her up. Sakura looked at her distended belly and whimpered. Naruto then kicked her in the gut; causing his cum to shoot out of her ass. She fell down in pain.

Sakura got up and tried to get away, but Naruto beat her mercilessly and slammed her face into a tree. Sakura’s face was covered in blood. "Ooh, Sakura, better get a doctor." Naruto spat on her and walked off. "Fucking pink-haired cunt!" He hissed.

To be continued.....

I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

Naruto giggled as he walked to the Yamanaka Shop. "Naruto? What do you want?" Ino asked the young blonde.

"Oh, nothing. Katon: Rekka Kousen no Jutsu!" The shop burst into flames; flowers being burnt alive and Ino was trapped under a burning pile of wood.

"NARUTO!" Ino screamed in horror. He just giggled and ran off. "YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, STUPID BITCH!" Naruto shrieked. He left Ino to die under the burning flames.

Naruto snuck inside the Inuzuka household; blowing it up. "HELL YEAH!" He yelled. He jumped away from the scene and saw Kiba's sister and stabbed her in the stomach.

Then he ran out, just in time to see Kiba cry like a little baby. "Stupid widdle doggy..." Naruto mocked. He stabbed Kiba in the balls and ran off.

Then he stopped at the Hyuuga Household and threw tear gas inside. Everyone ran around like headless chickens and Naruto slaughtered them all; except for Hinata. "Naruto-kun, Thank you..." Hinata cried into his arms. "No problem, Hina-chan." He smiled and kissed her with his bloody mouth.

'That was great!' Naruto laughed. He saw Jiraiya peeping at the girl's baths. 'Now for the tricky part.'

Naruto lowered his chakra, crawled towards Jiraiya and put some nightshade in Jiraiya's sake. "ERO-SENNIN!" He screeched.

Jiraiya turned and frowned at Naruto. "Oh, it's you." Jiraiya sighed and took a swig of his sake. Suddenly, he grabbed his shirt and fell to the ground.

"W-What t-the he-ell?" He gasped. "Oh, Ero-Sennin!" Naruto widened his eyes in mock horror. "I'll get help!" He ran, leaving the dying Jiraiya to his fate.

Shikamaru was laying on the clouds as usual, when suddenly his vision was covered in blood and darkness. "Nice view, Cloud boy. HAHAHA!" Naruto left the screaming Shikamaru as he writhed in pain; eyeless.

Naruto tossed a bomb inside Kakashi's house and ran away before it burst into flames. "KONOHA IS SO LAME!!" Naruto pulled out a kunai and tossed it at Chouji's stomach; making it burst out his organs onto the ground. Naruto launched a Rasengan towards him and it tore him into small meat blobs.

Naruto then ran inside the hospital again and summoned a wind blade, cutting off Sasuke's head. Sakura walked in and saw Naruto behead Sasuke. "NOOOOO! SASUKE!" Sakura ran to him, but Naruto slammed his hand through her chest; killing her instantly. "Bitch." Naruto dropped his pants and farted on her corpse. Then he grabbed Sasuke's head and ran off. Naruto put the head in a box and ran to his house, not before killing some villagers along the way.


Naruto lay on his bed; smiling like a nutcase. 'KIT!' Screamed Kyuubi. Naruto frowned and shut the fox off in his mind. "I'm gonna become the Hokage and kick some villager ass. Then they'll see what I go through every day.... HAHAHHAHAH!" Naruto fell asleep, knowing tomorrow that he would pay a visit to his favorite baa-chan.

Next morning, Tsunade was beyond pissed. Her teammate had died by poison, her successor was raped and killed; A nurse claimed it was Naruto that did it, although she had no proof. "Bring Uzumaki Naruto here.... NOW!" She barked at the ANBU.

Naruto was sitting in the Godaime's office. "What's up?" Tsunade glared daggers at Naruto. "You have been accused of committing crimes against Konoha. Is this true?" Naruto rolled his eyes and glared at Tsunade.

"I don't have to tell a whore like you anything." Tsunade was livid with rage. It seemed Naruto decided to live on the edge today. "You probably had sex with every boy and man in the village, didn't ya, you filthy whore?!" "ENOUGH!" Tsunade bellowed with anger. Shizune walked in and stopped in front of the desk; setting down the paperwork. Naruto growled in anger.

"It's never enough, Tsunade. The world is full of fuckheads. Like her!" Naruto plunged his arm through Shizune's chest. The woman fell to the floor in an instant.

"SHIZUNE!" Tsunade rushed to her, but her head flew off. Naruto held a bloody kunai in his hand. "Hehehehehe... you fucking cunt. You just had to be a fuckhead." He spat on her face.

Naruto began to proceed to fuck Tsunade's headless corpse in the ass. "Tight fit..." He rammed her ass more quickly and burst inside her. Then, the ANBU rushed in and gasped at what they saw.

"You... animal!" gasped a female ANBU. "You murdered the Fifth!" "And now I'm the Sixth." Naruto grinned. He pulled out from Tsunade and pissed on her ass. The ANBU were seething with anger.

"KILL THE DEMON!" Roared an ANBU. "STAND DOWN! I AM YOUR NEW HOKAGE!" Naruto snarled; flexing his killer intent at the guards. He placed the Hokage hat on his head.

The ANBU froze and kneeled to Naruto. "That's better... hehehehe." 'I'm gonna conquer the world!' Naruto thought evilly. "Now my first order... Gather up the villagers and chain them up!"

Kyuubi shook in fear. 'Damn crazy Kit....' Naruto would not stop until his so-called "justice" would be fulfilled.

Tbc....

I do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

Konoha was a once a peaceful village. If one came to Konoha now, he would see a hellish place that was unspeakable to talk about.

Men were carrying boulders on their backs and were whipped constantly; Women were being raped and thrown out on the streets like trash near the building formerly known as the Hokage office.

It was horrible. Naruto had turned Konoha into a hellhole. "HAHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS! WORK FASTER!" He snarled.

Naruto returned to his throne. "Aah, Sasuke. I knew him well." He smiled at the skull in his hand. "Look, Sasuke. Isn't it beautiful?"

"Yes, Naruto, my almighty lord and master!" He mimicked Sasuke's voice. Naruto inserted his dick into Kurenai's hot ass.

Kurenai glared at him. 'Fucking bastard....’ Naruto kept sliding his cock inside her ass. Kurenai decided enough was enough.

She clamped onto his dick and grunted as she put more pressure on his cock. "ARGH! SKANK!" Naruto hissed.

He pulled his wang out of Kurenai's poop tunnel and blasted her into flaming pieces. "Disgusting skank." He glared at her remains and peed on them.

"Hehehehehe..." Hinata giggled. He looked at Hinata. "My queen, do you like this?" Hinata smiled gracefully; as she was liberated from her father and her pathetic family by Naruto.

"Yes, My lord." She kissed him. "We'll have sex later on tonight, ok?" Naruto hugged her. She nodded.

Naruto was now ruler of all 5 countries. He had even killed to gain power. He tormented men, women and even children of enemy countries.

Anko came in, dressed as a playboy bunny. "Hi, Naruto-kun!" She forcedly squeaked out in fake happiness. "Ah, the jester... Dance for me, Jester..."
Anko danced sensually on a pole; doing her best to arouse her lord's pleasure. 'I'm going to kill him...' she thought angrily.

"This makes me horny... Bring in the eunuchs!" Brawny men swathed around Anko and dog piled on her; arguing over who would jam his dong into her ass.
Anko screamed from under the sweaty pile of muscle. "Meh." Naruto yawned. Anko gasped out her last breath and died. The eunuchs flew into a rage and ripped apart Anko's corpse bloody piece by bloody piece; claiming each part their own.

Naruto got up. "I'm going for a walk...” He left the throne room and walked outside. "I wish a had a horse or a car..." he sighed. Nauto looked at the statue in front of him and snorted. "Needs work."

Naruto looked around as he saw terrified faces looking at him. "That's right. FEAR ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!" He laughed as he walked past them. "I hate those morons."

He sat down at Ichiraku and ate his royally-prepared ramen. "That was some damn good cuisine, my royal chef!" He slapped Ayame's ass and walked off. "WHOO! I feel alive!" Naruto skipped along the way


Later, he stopped in the torture chamber. "Hello, children. How are you doing?" There were children lying on the ground; either dead or bloodied or both.

"Please, mister, Let us go..." A young boy whimpered. Naruto smiled sadistically. "I'm sorry, little boy. But you have to learn pain just like everyone else."

Naruto placed his hands around the boy's neck and twisted it; killing him. "Hehehehe..." He looked at a cute little girl. "Hello, little sweetie..."

"Don't kill me..." She sobbed. Naruto smiled. "Don't worry. I have other plans for you." He smiled evilly and walked off. The girl's screams could be heard throughout the chamber.

Naruto walked out of the building and giggled. 'KIT, YOU SICK-' 'Ah, Shut it, Kyuubi.' Naruto snorted and sliced off a woman's head. "NO SLACKING!"

"But she was pregnant!" The dead woman's husband wailed. Naruto ripped his head off and threw it in the trashcan. "I hate idiocy!" Naruto ironically growled. He shook his head.

"But still, what a pathetic waste of human life." The fox boy sighed and sat on the pile of corpses of the ninja and civilians he had killed personally. “Life is so stupid...” he snorted.

"But this is my life and ..... I LOVE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" His laughter echoed through the earth; putting fear into every soul on Earth.

The end.

WTF?

that was a cross between completely ----ing retarded and humourous so uh yeah

I agree. This is so dumb. Naruto anime is dumb.

Looks like Naruto is the reincarnation of Rick James and Joel Schumacker.

Someone's been watching Spiderman3...

Who the fuck wrote this? A 3 year old?

Puerile, lacks Aristotelian unities, et cetera. To the depths.

where's the detail in the death scenes

>"This makes me horny... Bring in the eunuchs!" Brawny men swathed around Anko and dog piled on her; arguing over who would jam his dong into her ass.

EUNUCHS DON'T WORK THAT WAY

I agree. This story is so shameful.

Bad story. Although its bad in a way that almost makes it laughable...

*cough*

"This makes me horny... Bring in the eunuchs!" Brawny men swathed around Anko and dog piled on her; arguing over who would jam his dong into her ass.

wtf...

wow.......man ur screwed up in the head,if antyone would do that,it would be orochimaru,bitch

This is an accurate depiction of the whole Naruto universe.

DATTEBAYO!

LOL @ scene w/ Sasuke's skull.
"There hung those lips I kissed I know not how oft."

wow not rly a p-lace to post this, go like post it on some board that cares