I really suck at writing so I wonder, is there even a thing as written guro/guro fanfic commissions?

Yes, you find a good author and bug them into writing a story for you.

A couple people who have stories here take requests, but some have restrictions.

Ah, cool.
But I've been thinking of giving the writer a little money for the trouble. Only condition is that he/she has paypal, just have bad experience with western union.

Johnny guro has said he will do commissions, but they have to have bras and the finished story has to be read out by a girl. He said he was leaving here forever, but still is here.

John Johnson (more commonly called just John), writes different things and is willing to take requests. But he doesn't come here and the only way to contact him is through DA, AFF, /tg/ or e-mail. I think he is pretty backed up with requests, but he does good stuff.

Otherwise just post your request or ask one of the two I mentioned. I don't think you will need to pay, most authors here do it for writing. But it never hurts to ask.

>>4

johhny guro is a fag and pervert and creepy

the other guy won't even come over to us

>>4
Ah, thanks for all the answers, though should I ask about it here or in /r/?
>>5
lol, that bad huh?

>>6
>>5

I am not a fan of him (johny guro), but I will say no bad things, it's not polite.

And for the other one (John), he doesn't come over here, but he still took our request and is going to write it. I can give you his contact info if you want.

>>1

i do commisions, i write accordingly to what you would want. I charge 10 dollars per thousand words, but it depends on the content. Obviously I wont do scat, and I dont write anything involving people under 14.


stories are up on story board,

and dont mind what people say about me, lol,

If gurochan was the WWF, i'd be the villain =)

>>8

10 dollars for a thousand words? really? thats really expensive

the other guy does it for free and does scat AND guro

>>8

Don't pay him for it. There are several authors on here, who would write a story for free and do it better.

>>9

lol, you gotta ask some of the others writers to write for you, 10 for a thousand is relatively cheap.

But go with scat man jones

>>11

John is going to write 4 stories for us for free. And he is writing a very long piece (5000+ words so far) for /tg/ for free.

What do you have against him?

>>11

for a professional, you are not a professional

>>12

...? no problem? lol

alls good in the gurochan brotha

>>13

=P na na na na na naaaaaaaaa

anons cant get me

>>15

Lol, and you call yourself a professional.

OP, take your money elsewhere.

johny, do you give a discount if the request has bras in it?

OP, what do you plan to do?

>>19
A sailor moon fic where Moon and friends beats a generic monster but then it comes back, disguised as an item and corrupts and transforms them to get revenge.
>>8
Sorry dude, I got my hands on John first.

Thanks for the help so far.

>>20

sorry johny

Hey Johnny, I'm a little interested, got a mail or a site or something?

>>22

Don't do it

>>23
Crap, if you guys really hate him that much I'm pulling this idea off.
Thanks for the warning, lol

>>24

He is just a bad writer, bordering on mediocre.

But he acts like a genius and a visionary. Paying him will only inflate his ego.

What is your idea?

>>25

jonhny is the best evar! why do you have to be so mean to him, just because he is good and nice and writes stories with bras and tits!

>>25

lol, a genius and a visionary? Isnt that a inflating my ego a little bit?

I explained my purpose on gurochan was to be the villain, like in WWF wrestling.

>>8 (Ya)

Anonsky, I'll do whatever you need for free just to shut up these anons.

>>27

johny you are a genius and vsionary on the titty and breast field, it is so nice for you to do a free request! go johny!

could you do a request from me?

>>28

sure, mind you it might take a while, my brain has been reeling

but whats on the slab?

>>29

theres this girl and she doesn't think her tits are big enough, so she goes into a hardware store and get silicon spackle thing and uses that to inflate her breasts, then you can go and add the tit gore

>>30


lol, sounds very interesting and very promising, i shall see what I can do?

do you want her tits to expand and her be in horrible pain? or her enjoying destroying her own tits?

>>31

maybe she likes it at first, then it doent stop,then it hurts

=)

sounds awesome

>>32 Maybe even when it hurts, she still likes it :)

I didn't think $10/1k words is that bad at all. I've been charging about $20/1k words (formally, $0.02/word) for close to six years ago and get pretty steady business. I've even posted a few of those commissions here, with the full permission of the commissioner.

Yes, you can ask someone to write it for free. And people will even do it. I just treat a commission as priority over my own stories and freebies to be when I feel like it.

Depends on style and what you like. :)

Just a word (two cents).

>>35

thank you t'Sade,

its nice to have a writer i respect defend me on the whole price thing (some anons give me grief about such things)

Hey, can anyone link me to any of Johny's works?

www.myspace.com/adarkpassage

is my story myspace, other than that theres a ton of stories on here from me

I dunno what the fuss is all about. I think Johnys stories are okay, not good, not bad, but surely readable at least.

>>1 I wonder what is your desired story?
If I like the idea I may write it for free if you ca bear my terrible English grammar, since I am not natively English speaker.

>>40
Sure thing, thats no problem.
Do you have a mail or something?

>>41
I think you can just tell that here for now, since I dont want to publish my email in public everywhere.

Not necessary i will agree to write that story until I dont know any details.

>>42
Ah sure thing, sorry for taking such time in answering, my internet connection died and it took several days to fix, was some sort of a local problem.

What I had in mind was this average dude, not that atheltic, not all that smart, just wanting something awesome to happen. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he gets hit in the head by a meteor. He survives and discovers that a wormlike/tentacle alien has fused with him (mostly his male pride) so he ends up getting super badass and intelligent, armed with an alien penis (complete with snappy remarks and oneliners) and some comfortably placed tentacles and other handy stuff.

Thus he starts screwing some of the school girls and they get corrupted and changed physicaly a little, everyone gets a unique change. So even though they stay fatefull to him they won't hesitate to abuse the crap out of and nickname (not the good kind of nicknames) him.

Suddenly someone else gets hit by a meteor (deja vu) and possesed by the other aliens nemesis (his wife), soon rapemachines align to a epic showdown, who will be the sore reciver?

That kinda sums it up, hope it sounds interesting.

Sort of like Dark Love?

>>43
I see that you are mostly talking about story, not about fetishes that it must have.
this could be script for movie but not very suitable for text story. Imagine how are you supposed to describe in text that highly graphical tentacle alien penis? and later act of rape for multiple girls at once with many tentacles? Text form story is incapable of heavy multitasking after all.

For these reasons i prefer to write stories that refer to well known objects that are easy to imagine without too many extraordinary graphic details.

if you dont mind version of your story where some guy or girl gets chance to do some gruesome stuff with girls than I may try it.
but in either way your story doesnt seem to be so much extreme to qualify as guro. I think there are quite a lot of similar stories or even hentai movies.

>>45
Sure thing, I just wanted to know what you like to work with. It is gurochan after all, it doesn't necessarly need to be gore since there are fans of freakshow as well. Body alterations and corruption is pretty popular.

But sure, gore works for me. I thought the guy could rape girls, but his alien member gets to much for the girls to handle, so it grows huge while they have sex killing the girls. If not maybe his tentacles does the job. Thus, only some girls manage to survive the sex and mutate.

Sure, they can kill of others later, no prob.

Cheers mate.

...I feel sorta bad if the times I did guro requests for free deprived the quality paid writers of work. Undercutting y'all with my third world labour I guess.

Free trade. :) If you overcharge for what people want, sooner or later you'll have to drop your price or give up writing. I'm comfortable with it, one reason I tweak my prices every few years to keep with the business I enjoy without getting overloaded. That isn't to say I don't do free stuff, my entire site is pretty much "free stuff".

But, feel free to undercut me. ^_^ I won't take it personally.