This is a famous question posed by philosophers and writers over the centuries.
If you were stranded on an island and had to choose only one of the following two mermaids for companionship, which one would it be?
1) Normal Mermaid- With the face and upper body of a beautiful girl, and the lower body (from below the navel) which is a fish's tail and has no human genitals.
2) Reverse Mermaid- With the upper body consisting of a fish's head and body, and the lower body which is a pair of beautiful girl legs, genitals and buttocks.
definitely regular mermaid - then again, Im a girl so a face and arms really should be enough to make me quite happy :) and there's always gags for when she gets annoying
Since the normal mermaid has no human genitals, does it still have that cloaca-sort of thing that fish have?
<<4
..yes; yes it is
normal mermaid of cause,just because it has human head,and thus human intelligence
The mermaid would have a fishy dolphin vagoo down there somewhere.
Normal mermaid. I've always wanted to try tit-meat.
Fish top would just be slightly creepy and I would have to believe it would have to be underwater since the whole fish have gills things would get in the way.
So yeah just a regular mermaid for me.
Well wait dont some regular mermaids become whole on land? Like say Madison from Splash!? So yeah regular.
>>8
Regular mermaid then :)
Cute face, cute breasts.
And a hole is a hole... ;)
"Dilemma" comes from the greek (or latin? I speak neither) Di-, meaning 2, and Lemma, meaning horns. That said, "dilemma" literally means "two horns", the idea being that one can choose which horn to be impaled on, but cannot avoid both. A true dilemma is a situation in which choosing any of exactly two actions has negative repercussions. That said, the "mermaid dilemma" is no dilemma at all.
As for my choice, I'd take the "normal" mermaid for companionship. A human head implies a human brain, which, although generally dumb as shit, at least has potential for conversation.
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Regular for me. It's not like I'm going to spend all my time with her having sex (and I can still use her mouth).
>>16
And that little rant about the usage of the word "dilemma", which
is not off-topic?
I'm going to point out I'm stranded on a island that probably has next to no food, so I'm going with human top half since it's going to be nice to talk to/fuck until I start to go hungry and eat her...
maybe I can get her to bring a friend or two over before I eat her so my food supply can be replenished.
true, but fish usually only mate once a year, so I'd be getting food after nine months or whatever...
plus I don't wanna think about a preggers woman on an island with me...
"Honey... I have a craving for strawberry ice cream and pickles..."
"I'm kinda stuck on this island, and you can swim anywher-"
"GIMME MAH PICKLES AND ICECREAM BEFORE I GUT YOU!"
...I'd just eat her straight...
definitely normal mermaid like the other girl said plus they still have tits so you can still pleasure her and yes they do have a hole of some sort also
If she have titis that means she is mammal. what means she must have other "features" as well and at least she should be hot blooded.
so it is scientifically safe to chose normal mermaid.
>>22
Actually this infers that you might have a higher chance of cross-breeding with her, do you want to be stuck with a pregnant mermaid?
if any unwanted signs of pregnancy were to occur he could still eat her - or just tell her to get lost, she could always just swim away after all
>>25 very good point; i think you just found the answer to this dilemma.
Because civilisation is cruel; they'd perform vivisections on her and take her apart and display her in museums.
>>27 if you were to let her carry you to civilisation I think you might have the curtesy of not bringing her on land and handing her over to scientists that may or may not choose that approach...except if that happens to be your thing, of course.
>>27
If she has human appearance there is no way someone would dare to do vivisection against your will. genetic material sample is enough.
and museum display is actually not so bad job. since that mermaid definitely cant work babysitter or store clerk
Imagine how many tourists would come to visit beach where real mermaid lives. She may even become TV celebrity. That would be gold mine.
You mean "museum display" as in sea world where you'd either do 3 shows a day or swim around in a tank with no privacy as every guy gets his rocks off looking at you?
I dunno if a submissive fantasy ties in with this, but that's kinda cruel, I was gonna off her in her sleep and eat her flesh, sure. but it's over and done with in 30 seconds tops. she'd be stuck in that tank for the rest of her life being oggled at...
"I was gonna off her in her sleep and eat her flesh, sure..." I love you people so much sometimes :)
>>30 I suppose she would likely know the dangers of coming to a populated place so she could just dump you half a mile off the coast and be gone
Well when I got back to civilisation I'd get a house on a quiet bit of the coast with a secret door in the basement leading down to one of those sea caves, so she could come and visit me when she wanted without anyone ever knowing.
And I'd probably end up getting her pregnant too. (Well if she was willing to risk carrying me all the way back to a populated place, I'd say there's the possibility of romance in there).
I'd be curious to see if she laid eggs like a fish, or had a live birth like a mammal... ponders
You know how, on reality TV shows, they have people to live places, give them food, and set up cameras? It's like that, except:
It would be an easy life. So what if people can see her most of the time? It's not likely merfolk would even care. As a matter of fact, the people who run those places would likely have to explain to her that she should go behind something to poop.
>the people who run those places would likely have to explain to her that she should go behind something to poop.
Dirty merms.
This film here is probably an alternative to what to do to a mermaid.
Warning Gore
Hmm, TL;DL (too long, didn't load).
Personally, human-headed. I would have an ample supply of sushi, and having a fucktoy isn't as much amusement as having a fucktoy that can scream and beg.
Fish head? Seriously?
-100 Boner.
But then again, this is Gurochan so I won't be skeptical if someone finds glossy eyed fish heads arousing.
You know the mermaids of WikkiWachhee (sp? im sure google that will get you close enough) are fake but about as close as your gonna get in rl, except maybe I think there might have been or is maybe like one real one or somthing just enough to get the magic really going....its a place in florida...btw the answer to the question is obvious, human headed cause then you could add fish zoo to your list of satiated fetishes...
Does it have to be a fish mermaid, can't it be a dolphin mermaid? That way, no contest!
>dolphin mermaid
Gross. If I ever become President of the World I'm declaring open season on dolphins, they're horrible animals.
I'd take the human head. Tits - vag > ugly fish head + vag - tits.
Ruto from ocarina of time may be the solution to this delima
REVERSE MERMAID ALL THE WAY! depending on the fish
gimmi an angler! that's sexy
>>40 fuck if its upper half woman, lower half dolphin, I would love that so much!
Human upper half, easily. Tits, a neck made for breath play, still has an orifice you can have sex with, a human face, and conversation I suppose (but that might end depending on how those previous features play out).
Besides, even with a traditional mermaid tail, they have to poop from somewhere...
If we're doing dolphin mermaids, even better! Dolphins have incredibly muscular vaginas. No joke, for probably 6 years now I've secretly wanted to have sex with a dolphin. I actually stumbled upon a website that was a lengthy guide to dolphin-human sex. Can't find it now though.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
I don't think that was the original page I found it on but I'm fairly sure that story is what I read.
>>47
Cool story bro. I'd like to see a video of this or pictures perhaps. I never knew female dolphins were so horny or could do that kind of stuff with their vaginas. I seriously got a boner from reading that.
Fish propel themselves with their tails.
Humans communicate with their head.
Therefor, mermaid design A can serve as a convenient taxi back to the civilized world while mermaid design B is going to be horribly inefficient at whatever she does.
A thought occurs...
if the mermaid is adapted for sea life, a human top might not be able to talk due to water breathing. this raises the question of she might not be able to scream, so what would you choose?
