My girlfriend has no idea about this kind of thing, but I repeatedly have fantasies of slapping her about, giving hard spankings, belly punching etc. She's told me before that she'd be up for whatever I want, but at the same time, it is kind of a strange thing to be into.
How does one go about introducing a girl to this sort of thing?
Show her this website, make her love it, then you'll get more than you ever dreamed for.
0,5l Vodka
0,05l Chloroform
5l Gasoline
50 000€ House
5m Ropes
500°C Iron bar
5kg Bullwhip
5 Nights without sleep
5 Thick needles
5 Massive wooden rulers
5 Fingers cut off for each
5 days
then she'll start catching the drift.
>>>1 How does one go about introducing a girl to this sort of thing?
By communicating with her, you twat.
Why do people find this notion so difficult to grasp?
>>5
That's like saying that curing cancer is simple, all you need to do is remove all the cancerous cells. Technically correct, but completely missing the point.
>>>6 Equating the difficulty of curing cancer with engaging your partner in open dialogue.
Oh wow. How do people like you even get girlfriends in the first place?
>Thinking that making an analogy means that you think every single aspect of the two things are comparable
Oh wow. How do people like you even communicate with others in the first place?
I could've just as well said "That's like saying going halfway around the world is simple, all you need to do is go there", or "That's like saying building a car is simple, all you need to do is put the parts together". That is, the problem with your post wasn't that OMG TALKING TO GIRLS IS HARD, but rather that responding to "how do I do X?" with "just do X, you twat" is not really helpful. The second sentence of my post was supposed to completely unambiguously make this clear, but it appears I have yet again underestimated the illiteracy of the average Internet user, as it appears you have at best ignored it in confusion and at worst just didn't bother reading it before leaping down to the comment field in a fit of rage to rain Internet judgment upon the poor fool before you, what he actually wrote be damned.
I know this may be a new concept to an antisocial fucknut who doesn't talk to anyone in real life like you, but going up to people and saying "Hi, I'd like to beat the shit out of you" is not something people generally do, even ones who go to gurochan, and it tends to go over poorly for good reason. Being good at communication helps with the little things, like making small talk with some person you barely know at work about some generic new movie, but about the only thing that helps with the big things is borderline sociopathy. And counterintuitively (at least for an idiot), it's even harder with a girlfriend or the like, as while they may be somewhat less likely to reject you for it, the result of that rejection is significantly worse, and thus overall it is a far less favorable proposition. The OP's girlfriend's claim that she'll do whatever he wants isn't assurance either, as 99.99% of the time people say that they really mean they'll do anything they think you'd want them to do, and people won't generally think you're the kind of person who goes to gurochan.
The More You Know!
>>>10 WORDS WORDS WORDS
Do you believe making your post as convoluted as possible will somehow make you correct?
The obvious choice, the only choice really, is to engage that person in dialogue: to communicate with them. That's not exactly an ambiguous instruction unless you think I should be feeding the OP all the words they should say.
In fact, no. OP, you should tie her up and hit her around a bit until she likes. That's sound advice, right?
Do you believe acting like a self absorbed ass makes you correct? It's obvious that communication is needed, but he's probably looking for tips on exactly what and how he should go about doing it. Not "feeding" any words, but some pointers in the right direction. Of course, anyone except antisocial fucknuts would know that.
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>>8 was cruel but well played...at the time, anyways.
>>10 however explained the problem with >>8 brilliantly.
It's not only what you say and/or do, but also how you say and/or do it. (I'm not a fan of saying TLDR version, but what I said was basically >>10 in a nutshell). Maybe Envy was trying to say this in some way, but for someone who's emphasizing communication...I don't have to repeat it again, do I? : )
>>>12 some pointers in the right direction.
So when were you planning on providing some of your own? Because as it stands I'm practically the only person giving any kind of valuable input. If you believe any pointers, bar the frank, honest and direct approach of the kind I suggest, can be given then feel free to give them.
Or you could keep focusing your attention all on me.
>antisocial fucknuts
You're a funny guy, you know that? You're calling me antisocial while I'm the one suggesting open dialogue with another person.
... So mature, guys.
>>1 Skipping the dialogue those two are having for later.
Simple: When you and your girlfriend are in private, tell her directly, and seriously, that you have a dark side that enjoys the thought of hurting her.
Given she has already said she is into whatever you want to do... that sounds like an open cheque to me - a sign of someone trying to hint that they are into more than teh usual sex acts.
Then take time to discuss about it - if she says no, then accept that and thank her for being there 'to hear you say it, you don't have anyone to talk to about it' yadda yadda. Most vanilla girls go for that sort of line like honey for ants.
If she says okay, then my recommendation would be to make a short list of what's in bounds and out. There are BDSM sites around that can help you with that, and further details.
And before the horde start rankling; I have a wife dominated to being my cum dumpster and occasional punching bag, a girlfriend who is heavily into guro. In both occasions, the topic of harming them was brought up like I said.
ask her if you can slap her around. if she says no then hit her. win-win!
You should slowly bring her around the concept of evil as a way of life, and then on to general sadism and masochism. Let her focus on the empty nature of life, but keep her enthused to avoid depression. Show her how to channel the excess energy left over after the paradigm shift into other, darker means. Control, monitor, push. It's a careful process that takes time, but it's a type of conditioning that can be done to anyone.
I've done this with several people. It works brilliantly. Sometimes it destroys their lives, but it also creates what it is you're after: a willing victim.
Yay!
start with something small like neck biting and if she gets into that try a bit more at a time
