Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.
A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.
The three men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin on Sept. 2 to remove the body of Laura Tennessen, 20, who had been killed the week before in a motorcycle crash.
The men used shovels to reach her grave. They abandoned their plan and were eventually arrested after a vehicle drove into the cemetery and reported suspicious behavior, authorities said.
They said the men had seen an obituary of Tennessen with her photo and wanted to dig up her body to have sexual intercourse. Such an act is known as necrophilia.
The men were charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault and misdemeanor attempted theft charges. But Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed the sexual assault charges in September, saying no Wisconsin law addressed necrophilia.
Dang, they can't get them on trespassing?
That's kind of hot though, haha.
In Texas, while trying to ban anal sex, they tried to repeal the ban on beastiality. Also, in Georgia, oral sex is illegal.
Of course, I think most places only have laws forbidding the mutilation of dead bodies. So, technically, you can possess corpses, and even fuck them, so long as you don't mutilate them.
muther fuck godamn
LULZ
Does it count as mutilation if you bust a corpse hymen?
You know, it might. So try to make sure she's not a virgin and use plenty of lube so nothing tears.
LOL this ones actually funny
not monstroushehehhehehehe
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In Florida, laws against all oral and anal sex exist, but nobody enforces them because it is a waste of time.
Hah, niiiice.
How convenient that I live just seconds away from the Wisconsin border. Need to start subscribing to some newspapers up thar. XD
